This All-American Menu Makes Trump’s Inauguration Easier To Swallow

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Where will you be this Friday night? Glued to your TV watching the presidential inauguration? Or drowning your sorrows in a bottle of Chardonnay?

Whether you are excited to celebrate the swearing in or plan to spend the night swearing, there’s no denying the day will go down in history. And you don’t have to be attending the inaugural ball to mark the occasion. You can throw your own presidential inauguration party at home with this menu.

No matter what your political views are, everyone’s gotta eat, right? So we’ve rounded up some of our favourite and most patriotic recipes to help you mark the big night. From our Made in the USA Creamy and Right Wing Oven-Baked Crunchy Wings, to our Trumped-Up Texas Fries and New York White , we’ve made sure that at the very least your taste buds will be satisfied. So get ready to make America EAT again with this delicious inauguration menu.

Appetizer

Made in the USA Creamy Salad

Crisp romaine is tossed with creamy dressing, crunchy croutons and premium Parmesan. All hail Caesar!

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Main

Right Wing Oven-Baked Wings

Cornmeal-Crusted Chicken Wings that are baked to a grease-free golden crisp and dunked in a sweet apricot or tangy blue cheese dipping sauce.

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Side

Trumped-Up Texas Chili Cheese Fries

Spice-coated, crispy baked (not fried!) French fries are smothered in a ribbon-winning, hearty homemade chili, sprinkled with sharp cheddar cheese and finished with a spicy pico de gallo (tomatoes and jalapeños and parsley!) fresh salsa.

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Desserts

New York White Cherry Cheesecake

A buttery graham cracker crust is topped with smooth white chocolate cheesecake and topped with sweet cherries and chocolate. Slice after slice, this cheesecake is heavenly.

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Mexican Chocolate Cookies with Marshmallow

Stuffed , these chocolatey cookie sandwiches will kick your cookie intake up a few notches!

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Drink

Red, White and Blue Pop Rocks Martini

Get ready to light up you​r ​party with this poppin’ Pop Rocks Martini.

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